Saturday, April 10, 2010

Judge Finds Hockey Player Guilty of "Being a Colossal Asshole"

Chris Doyle played for the PEI Rocket until recently being traded to another team in the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League.

He got super drunk and acted like a jerk at his ex-girlfriend's house. At one point he punched the front door so hard that it swung back, hit the ex-girlfriend's roommate in the face and broke her nose.

Here's the good part: the judge found the door-face-hitting to be an accident, in the process he said: "If he was charged with being a colossal asshole, I would find him guilty," Doyle said. "Of assault causing bodily harm, I find him not guilty."

Wow.

Link: CBC News

2 comments:

Unknown said...

This is awesome. OCJ judges can bring some serious trench-borne sass.

Kimmy Law said...

I know, right? Amazing. I love sassy judges.