What NOT to Wear to Work

Kat over at Corporette has a great list of items that should never be worn at the office.

Kat's List:

• Any shorts (or any pants that are less than full length — ankle-length pants and capris will be questionable at some offices!)
• Flip-flops (whether they’re plastic or leather, rethink)
• Sandals of any kind; peep toe shoes are also often questionable at the most conservative offices
• Tall boots (even knee-high used to be questionable, but over-the-knee styles are definitely questionable)
• Anything that is overly noisy in the hallways (flip-flops are the primary offender here, but other things qualify also — corduroy pants, for example)
• Denim, or items cut like denim (e.g., 5 pockets) — cords, khakis, etc.
• Lace or sheer clothing
• Sleeveless tops or dresses (worn without a cardigan or blazer on top)
• Any item that can be worn to the gym (sneakers, yoga pants, terrycloth wristbands, large shapeless t-shirts)
• Anything too short, tight, or low-cut

I agree with her list and I would add the following:

• Too high heels. (The sexy secretary look is not okay.)
• Animal print. (You don't want to look like Stiffler's Mom.)
• Anything old or faded. (Clients are paying money for your skills and if you look shabby, they'll question your skill and judgment.)
  
• Patterned hosiery. (Keep it neutral.)
  
• Big jewelry. (I was always taught "nothing bigger than a quarter" is okay. No big hoops, no multiple rings, no big rings, nothing flashy.)
• Nail polish has to be in this range: "purple - red - coral - pink". No blues, greens, yellows, or blacks. Ever. Any no sparkles! For some offices only nude or neutral polishes will do.
  

That's all I can think of for now, any other ideas?